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David Schwartz

G. David Schwartz is the former president of Seedhouse, the online interfaith committee. Schwartz is the author of A Jewish Appraisal of Dialogue (1994) and Midrash and Working Out Of The Book (2004). Currently, he is a volunteer at The … Continue reading

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I Do Like Italian Food

I do like Italian food And I sure like the women So please cease laughing at Me when I go swimming I like their eyes I like their lips so cute And I do love them in Their lovely bathing suit … Continue reading

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I Married Her Smile

I married her because of her smile It was stretched real long And I did truly believe that We’d be singing a song not too long But it seems to me that Smiles never last that long And the same … Continue reading

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Do Not Stick Your Tongue Out

Do not stick your tongue out When you’re walking round It would be so painful When you go falling down And if you’re eating With a chew chew chew Sticking your tongue out is Something not to do. So listen … Continue reading

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David Schwartz

G. David Schwartz is the former president of Seedhouse, the online interfaith committee. Schwartz is the author of A Jewish Appraisal of Dialogue (1994) and Midrash and Working Out Of The Book (2004). Currently, he is a volunteer at The Cincinnati J, Meals … Continue reading

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Don’t Do It

Listen to me This cannot be Don’t do it It will pain you Putting pea’s up your nose David Schwartz

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I Grew A Fig Tree

I grew a fig tree In my own back yard But I couldn’t figure it out The figs were awful hard I put one in my mouth Then I bit my lip Figs in the diner is surely not like … Continue reading

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David Schwartz

G. David Schwartz is the former president of Seedhouse, the online interfaith committee. Schwartz is the author of A Jewish Appraisal of Dialogue (1994) and Midrash and Working Out Of The Book (2004). Currently, he is a volunteer at The Cincinnati J, Meals … Continue reading

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She Has Short Legs

She has short legs And she has big hips She’s got a decent nose And she’s got more than eight toes She has tremendous lips And still just a single nose And I am not sure where it goes She … Continue reading

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I Read King Lear

I read King Lear A hundred times or more When one say I just leered at him Then fell down on the floor David Schwartz

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